Thursday, January 15, 2015

In light of recent events...and comments related to the previous post

"Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork...."

I think the solution to suicidal geehadists is to have women shoot them with pork coated bullets.
Double tap to ensure they don't get their 72 virgins.

Case in point, the solution to all problems is:



Monday, January 12, 2015

Charlie Hebdo: Caution Scathing Remarks Herein

Political correctness comes home to roost.
I'm finding myself unsympathetic. More irritated bordering on pissed.
The short version of what lies below is "fuck islam and the liberals that enable them".

Open your borders to inbred radicalized muslim geehadists.
Acquiesce to fear of being labeled as racist to the point where there are 75 "no go" zones for French citizens and police no less, ruled by psychopathic child rapers.
Disarm the populace. (long ago)
Disarm your beat cops.  (I mean really, how retarded can you be? Who would put on a police uniform if you couldn't carry every bit of ordinance your duty belt would support?)
Stop! I have a badge! and... and....and a radio!

France has been invaded, and lost again.




There was a solidarity march in Paris, some 3 million* French holding signs stating "Je Suis Charlie!"
Charlie, meanwhile, flipped France the finger saying, "Non".  "Where the fuck were all you jackasses last year, or the year before, or the year before that?" "wagging your finger at us, clucking your tongues,  shushing. Don't upset the muslims, pick on the Christians or the Jews. The atheists are right out as well, they get awfully annoying when satirized."

Banack Obuma was not in attendance, too busy watching the playoffs, and jeez he'd just come back from an exhausting 14 day Hawaiian vacation, courtesy of you 'n me. Nor was crazy uncle Joe Biden there. Thank God they didn't send that racist Eric Holder.  The liberal media has their soiled panties twisted twice around their naughty bits over this. Why, Oh Why didn't he go? Every other leader in the free world was there!!! (hint:  Obuma is a muslim)

Could this kind of shit happen here in the good 'ole US of A?   Sure.
It will be in a deep blue state.  A gun free zone.  California, or New Yawk, and it will be horrific because those are "important" states.

Meanwhile in "fly-over territory", Texas is queuing up an open carry bill, and the Gubner has stated he will sign it.**
Since the federal government won't control the border, it looks like we will have to do it on the street.
I'll never open carry. Element of surprise might be the only advantage I get.



*3 million might by high. I think I read that, but I'm not moved to fact check it. Let's just say there were a lot of frogs on the street.  Lucky for them the geehadists didn't anticipate that. One more loose AK47 would have made that a very target rich environment. More people would have died from the stampede than the rifle.

** My grandmother was born around the turn of the last century. She told when she was a little girl, she could remember seeing men wearing six guns on their hips in the general store.  History looks to repeat itself.


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

To Auld Lang Syne

to times long past.

While I'm not holding my breath, Happy New Year Ya'll!  May the next be better.

Meanwhile I'm drinking Stella, watching a Three Stooges marathon on IFC and periodically watching the fire burn in the fireplace.

The indestructible Curly Joe

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The man said pass it on

So I am.

On every question of construction carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed.

-Thomas Jefferson





As a footnote, as the libtards work diligently to bring this country down they know not what they do.  If they succeed and the shit hits the fan, they will be the first lambs to slaughter as the gangbangers sweep through their urban bike lanes and set their coal fired electric mass transit on fire.
Keep our powder dry.


Monday, December 22, 2014

Haven't had shinola to say

Getting close to a month since I've posted anything.
I've been enjoying the fallout of the oil and gas boom, courtesy of fracking technology and been working off what's left of my ass damn near nonstop for two years.
I'm about to get a breather as the price of oil plunges to $50 a barrel.

Society continues to devolve to the lowest common denominator.

The presidential election cycle is warming up...yawn.
Mittens Romney plays hard to get. His wife assures the press he is not running...which means he probably will.
Buzz is Rand Paul will run. (The country club republican elites will ensure he is un-electable)
Ted Cruz is making motions like he will run**. (see "Rand Paul" + the RNC hates his guts)
And, JEB BUSH has enlisted the help of an exploratory committee to pursue the office of President!

Oh, fucking Yay!

To quote my Optometrist:
Is number 1 better?



Or number 2?



Or D. None of the Above


** I'd vote for Ted Cruz in a heartbeat. I'd even vote for Rand Paul.  Ted scares the crap out of liberals, democrat politicians and the country club republicans, so he's going to have to climb out of the Marianas Trench and up Mount Everest to get the nomination.


Thursday, November 27, 2014

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Ran across this again

It still cracks me up.

What you know if you own an AK:
You can put a .30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it.

What you know if you own an AR:
You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds.

What you know if you own a Mosin Nagant:
You can knock down everyone else's target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange.

There's more.

Mosin Nagant Humor.


My 7.62 order arrived today.  I need to git to sum shootin. Now that deer season has started, I won't have to worry about the fussy deer hunter next to me trying to tweak the hole over 1/32nd of an inch and getting all pissy when I drop my club rifle on the bench like a brick.

In Preparation for Thanksgiving

We are having Vietnamese Take-out.
Because Belle has been busy all day baking these.  :)




Apron on, reading glasses half way down the nose, a few strands of blonde hair loose and a finger print of flour on the cheek.  She's also a bit testy at the moment because she is in full mission critical kitchen mode.
"Did you..."
"YES I ORDERED YOUR EGG ROLLS!"
"K"


One of the things I give thanks for is the people I've come into contact with via this Blog.
Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll.

Saturday, November 22, 2014