Why Obama Lies

Funny how one little blog  post line will just ignite your brain.*

"I’m just wondering why the President of the country felt it was necessary to lie."
From my BlogBud up in South Oklahoma...aka Dallas...er Arlington...er Fortworth?
Also "Bob is not his real name"...as far as I know.   K, my best guess is "Bob" is a three letter agency spook or an insurance salesman.

I digress.

This started as a comment, but when I hit the footnote...I just couldn't help myself, so blog post :)

Obama does not know what the truth is. The concept of "truth" does not fit into his mental makeup.
Obama was, and is, essentially a community organizer. He believes himself to be quite intelligent.
If you assess the people he was controlling while a community organizer, relatively speaking, he was a genius. They thought so anyway.
Obama thinks the whole of the American population is as stupid as the vunables* that have flocked to him over the past decade.  As the current occupier of the oval office, he has found "middle America" to be quite frustrating because we all know what a dipshit he is. A dangerous dipshit, but a dipshit nonetheless.


*  Vunables;  (noun)  from the Congress WOMAN! Sheila Jackson Lee dictionary. Synonyms; vulnerables..also not a real word.  She's a moron, but she's our moron. Yay!?  Houston, TX.
She was at the Intercontinental Airport today extolling the extra security measures, in light of the recent Paris massacre,  put in place by the people that resigned from McDonald's last week and now work for the TSA.**

**  Which by associative thought brings me to my theory of why McDonald's franchises are tanking and McD is crashing and burning.  The TSA is luring away all their "best" employees.

Culinary News Alert

This just in from Belle's deeply embedded contacts in the People's Republic of Kalifornia
Word is that Huy Fong is being sued in California due to the vapors emitting from the facility where Rooster Sauce, aka Sriracha sauce, is produced.
Production has been halted and Huy Fong has been prohibited from shipping.

Fortunately Sriracha sauce is not a mainstay foodstuff of vunables, so the likelihood of riots and looting are small.  However, you might want to hit the grocery tomorrow and stock up.

The legal process in Kalifornia is designed to last one day longer than the defendant's money lasts.

Yep, That's Austin

We've managed to keep the moonbats contained in a fairly localized area.

But, as I've written before, to all you folks with out of state license plates moving down here in droves* for jobs,
Check your progressive politics at the State border.

As a friendly reminder, you shit your bed with your liberal proclivities from whence you came and now it's an impossible place to live  survive.

Ya'll have a nice day.

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* Also, learn how to fucking drive without using your middle finger and your horn.  Down here, that is considered impolite, and this not being the people's republic of Massachusetts, the return gesture might not be a middle finger.

Figures, the Naval Yard Gunman was from TEXAS!

Buncha crazy bible and gun clinging flat land hillbillies!
SSSSssss, oooh yeah, uhm that's not going to quite fit the appropriate white psycho domestic terrorist gun nut narrative.*
Don't we have something we can run about Snooky or Kim Kardashian?

Shall we start a pool to see which political party this nutcase belongs to? Or, which presidential candidate he voted for in the last two elections?  Making the bold assumption he voted...


I suggest a golf score pool.  The best guess on the lowest number of news stories, or shortest number of days this gets traction in the laimstream media wins.






* Hey spook computer nerds!  Just a shout out to my closest NSA "friends".

What to do about Syria?

Nothing.

The U.S. has no vested interest and certainly no ally in the Syrian Civil War.
Doing nothing is the perfect course of action.  The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
In this case, no.  The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy.  Let them sort it out.  We've shed enough blood in the middle east.


Note the deafening silence from the anti-war protesters?  Code Pink? Hello?
Crickets.

And speed limits keep people from speeding toooo!

Seattle Mayor encourages businesses to post "gun free" zone signs to deter criminals.

snort, snicker, pbffft.

SRSLY?

Maybe you should just pass a municipal law banning criminals in general.

Middle Class

According to Wikipedia the definition is,

"The middle class is a class of people in the middle of a societal hierarchy. In Weberian socio-economic terms, the middle class is the broad group of people in contemporary society who fall socio-economically between the working class and upper class. The common measures of what constitutes middle class vary significantly among cultures."

Currently, IMHO the "common measure" is that the middle class is those of us that find criminals below us, and above us.

You know...we really don't have to put up with this.
At your next opportunity, go vote.

As a footnote, we might keep Rand Paul and Ted Cruz.
It's time for Paul Ryan to take up tractor driving and I think a new career as a "lady boy" in Miami would be an excellent choice for Marco Rubio.*





* did I actually say that out loud?
I must be more upset than I thought.  It must be time to go connect with my inner curmudgeon in a junk yard again.

Image stolen from Borepatch with no guilt whatsoever.

Cities with the worst traffic

Srsly? Boston ranks tenth and Austin, TX ranks 4th for the worst traffic? A 25.8 minute average commute time?  This can't be right. This has to be a ranking based on who whines the most and loudest about traffic. 25.8 minutes.

Austin traffic is nothing, and I mean nothing compared to other cities I've driven. Fear not though, hippies. Austin is providing bike lanes all over the down town area as I type, and soon free green bicycles (they are actually painted green) will be available for your use in the down town area. Just grab the closest available government provided bike and ride to your next destination.  Grab another and ride to the next. Utopia!  I haven't seen the signage yet, but I'm sure your benevolent government has signs all over reminding  you to hydrate thoroughly during those 105 degree August days.

I wonder how long it will take for all the green bikes to be stolen and sold for scrap metal. Good thing they aren't made of copper.

Houston didn't even make the top 10 in the list.  I didn't look close enough to determine who did the study, but they were apparently totally baked when they did it.

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Oh, yeah...almost forgot

Tomorrow's the end of the world.

According to the Mayans.

So either we can kiss our collective asses goodbye, or I'll see you at the same BAR time, same BAR place on 12/22.

I'm prepped. I have a beer in hand.

Such a Shame, poor Al

snort...sniggle...bwahahahahaha

Couldn't keep a straight face

The Goracle's "Current TV" is on the block for sale

"Founded in 2005 by Al Gore, Current TV quickly made a name for itself as a go-to source for environmental incoherence, Democrat lunacy, and far-left diatribes. If providing an outlet for liberal kooks was the goal, it succeeded admirably. However, if it was trying to attract viewers, well, it's had some difficulty. Now, it's up for sale."

Please.... do go ahead and point and laugh. After all the global worming fraud Algore has foisted on the world, he deserves it.

Liberals

At the end of an uberpost about the mindset of liberals, I arrived at a conclusion which summed it up in a single sentence. So I backspaced out five long paragraphs.

Liberals are spoiled children in adult bodies.

99.9%

of computer problems are caused by the users. This is 100% true.
50% of the time I can walk to the user's workstation and ask them to do what they did before while I watch over their shoulder, and lo and behold, it doesn't happen again.
Our Secretaries  support staff have been on a roll lately.
"I've tried to rename this file like ten times and it won't let me do it. So I tried to move it to another folder and it won't let me do that Either!"
"May I have your chair so I can get to the keyboard?"
I minimize umpteen different windows open and I arrive at a document.
"What was the file name of that document you were trying to rename?"
"It was xxxdlf.AIA.effing. contract.doc.doc."
"K"
"Let me close this and let's see if it works now."
"Oh! It worked!  That's so Weird!"
"Yes."
"You had the file open."
"You have a voter's registration card, don't you."
"Pity"

See, this is what happens when you elect moonbats to positions of power.

Cal-State has put a "freeze" on accepting new students to the University system if Governor Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown doesn't get him some sweet sweet tax increases.

"The university is moving to reduce enrollment to deal with $750 million in funding cuts already made in the 2011-12 fiscal year and position itself for at least an additional $200-million cut next year if the tax proposal fails"

As in, not accepting California residents.

Californians must be so pleased about this.  They've paid hard earned tax money into the system their whole working lives, hoping their kids will make decent enough grades to get into the State University, the one with the "less expensive" tuition, only to have their elected officials commit... what's the word I'm looking for..there it is..extortion.  Pay up or no State college for little Johnny.

But Wait! There's More!

 If you have cash, you go to the head of the line!

Out-of-state students, who represent only about 3% to 4% of the system's total, will probably not be affected because their higher tuition covers the cost of instruction, officials said.

Now, their State University System has become the British National Health Service, or is it the Canadian Healthcare System?
From personal experience, I know that if you have cash in your pocket and pay free market rates, you go to the head of the line in a Canadian Doctor's office, bypassing all the wheezing Canadians with their little plastic cards in the waiting room. In and out in twenty minutes tops, pharmacy script in hand.
Either will do for comparison.
This is exactly what we have to look forward to with Obummercare.

Meanwhile Governor Moonbeam and his band of moonbat miscreants in Sacramento continue to ratchet down the vice grip of increased taxation in an effort to squeeze more blood out of the rock.

found via: The Conservatory

Captcha codes, MessNBC and George Soros

No direct relationship between the three necessarily, just three random musings vying for Top Thought.  It's Coops fault.  Mental whiplash from looking at a pic of The Won!, and then cute cheerleaders.

1)  The Captcha codes have gotten so distorted that I'm pleasantly surprised when I get one right.  Commenting on Coop's post, I managed to get that one right the first time.  I had to tilt my head at a 45 degree angle, but I gotterdun.  Sigh.  No lotto win this week for me.
2) MessNBC has a new logo! Bend Over!  Lean Forward.  Bias Much?
MessNBC has to be losing money hand over fist. I mean, that network is a gigantic sucking vortex of insane liberal fail. George Soros must be funding them to keep them afloat.
Speaking of which:
3)  Good ole George is engaged to a women less than half his age.   I wish her all the best.  The pre-nup was probably drafted by a dungeon full of loiyas, so it's going to be tough to pull an Anna Nicole Smith on him.  But I say give the good old gold digger try anyway.  I suggest pumping him full of Viagra, just to road test the ole ticker.  Downside is that you go back to your old job and go on the hunt again.  The upside for the rest of the free world is you tie his estate up in legalese beyond November 2012.

The Purple People Eaters showed up

Left early for lunch to make my third attempt to get my fingerprints taken.  Finally succeeded.
As I exited the elevator into the lobby I noticed a bunch of purple shirts protesting outside the front doors (SEIU). The janitors are on strike.  I so wanted to snap a couple of pics, but after two failed attempts at getting the fingerprints done, there was no way I was going to be late for my appointment.
I wondered if they realized the office park is private property.  I suspected they'd be gone by the time I got back. Heck, maybe Security didn't have to run them off.  If they are still around, they are out in the public right of way somewhere sweating their asses off. Ninety-five degrees outside with a heat index of eleventy hundred, and not a one of them looked to be a pound under 240.
ooh girl, my press on nails are startin to come undone, I got to get in to some air conditioning.

Sane Insanity

His love for her was...just enough

He killed the car instead

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Let Me Help You With That

No, really it's no trouble at all

It's teh eevil Trees!

go here

and here

Plants, to a lesser degree, give off similar substances, such as terpenes from pine trees.

We have a few of those around here, pine trees that is. Roughly eleventy!!11! Billion.

I thought Ozone was a good thing. I mean, what ever happened to the whole Ozone hole crisis thing?

Oh. Nevermind Algore found a better wealthredistribution scheme; Global Warming Climate Change, er Climate Disruption, er Sustainability!

I only mock you, in the most church lady loving way, because you are self loathing insane moonbats that believe you don't deserve to live on planet earth Mother Gaia and you think I should not either.

By all means, please lead by example and euthanize yourselves first. 

Instead, how about Ya'll go Homestead Detroit

Because I don't want you coming here and fucking up my Island State.

Hopefully, by the third line of this handy translation guide, their brains will implode.

The solution to the presidential election

I've found it!  Disappointed in the Republican field from which we have to choose? Dissatisfied with Dear Leader Barack's performance? Don't stay home and skip the vote when we have the opportunity to trade an Eeeviiil Moonbat for a...er...Moonbat.

Yep, he's right

After the blogshoot this past Saturday, we were Occupying a street corner discussing the Occupy Whatever heathens. To paraphrase, I commented that their little experiments in Utopia were rapidly devolving. Borepatch said something to the effect that they had already gone feral.

Yep, pretty much:

"The female slashed the inside of the officer's hand and ran back into the crowd before the officer had time to realize he was cut," police said"

"In a second incident, a protester grabbed an officer's police radio and ran back into the crowd. As the officer attempted to retrieve it, a second protester blocked the officer and tore his uniform and cut his cheek, police said, intimating that a weapon had been used"