Showing posts with label Geeehad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Geeehad. Show all posts

Monday, November 16, 2015

How?


How do we stop such an attack here?

give them a hug
unconditional love
jobs programs

Abridged version:
Rub some bacon in it?
Shoot them until they are dead.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

A bit late dontcha think?

Michigan Governor takes a stand against Syrian "refugees". 

Maybe I should close the barn door, seeing as the horses all left.

Michigan is overrun with with islamist cockroaches.

Recently, an islamist city council majority was voted into office in Michigan.

"We are going to to show those Polish!"*

How's that hope and change working out for you up there?




*Those are Americans.  While I disagree with their politics, I will not hesitate to kill your ass in their defense.

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Israel

They've been under mooslim attack for decades.
France, being a gun free zone in its entirety just got their socialist  politically correct ass handed to them by Syrian refugees.

Israel has been warning and imploring the Western civilized world to wake up to this fact as long as they have been a free country.



The event in France should be a wake up call.

We shall see.



Thursday, January 15, 2015

In light of recent events...and comments related to the previous post

"Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork...."

I think the solution to suicidal geehadists is to have women shoot them with pork coated bullets.
Double tap to ensure they don't get their 72 virgins.

Case in point, the solution to all problems is:



Monday, January 12, 2015

Charlie Hebdo: Caution Scathing Remarks Herein

Political correctness comes home to roost.
I'm finding myself unsympathetic. More irritated bordering on pissed.
The short version of what lies below is "fuck islam and the liberals that enable them".

Open your borders to inbred radicalized muslim geehadists.
Acquiesce to fear of being labeled as racist to the point where there are 75 "no go" zones for French citizens and police no less, ruled by psychopathic child rapers.
Disarm the populace. (long ago)
Disarm your beat cops.  (I mean really, how retarded can you be? Who would put on a police uniform if you couldn't carry every bit of ordinance your duty belt would support?)
Stop! I have a badge! and... and....and a radio!

France has been invaded, and lost again.




There was a solidarity march in Paris, some 3 million* French holding signs stating "Je Suis Charlie!"
Charlie, meanwhile, flipped France the finger saying, "Non".  "Where the fuck were all you jackasses last year, or the year before, or the year before that?" "wagging your finger at us, clucking your tongues,  shushing. Don't upset the muslims, pick on the Christians or the Jews. The atheists are right out as well, they get awfully annoying when satirized."

Banack Obuma was not in attendance, too busy watching the playoffs, and jeez he'd just come back from an exhausting 14 day Hawaiian vacation, courtesy of you 'n me. Nor was crazy uncle Joe Biden there. Thank God they didn't send that racist Eric Holder.  The liberal media has their soiled panties twisted twice around their naughty bits over this. Why, Oh Why didn't he go? Every other leader in the free world was there!!! (hint:  Obuma is a muslim)

Could this kind of shit happen here in the good 'ole US of A?   Sure.
It will be in a deep blue state.  A gun free zone.  California, or New Yawk, and it will be horrific because those are "important" states.

Meanwhile in "fly-over territory", Texas is queuing up an open carry bill, and the Gubner has stated he will sign it.**
Since the federal government won't control the border, it looks like we will have to do it on the street.
I'll never open carry. Element of surprise might be the only advantage I get.



*3 million might by high. I think I read that, but I'm not moved to fact check it. Let's just say there were a lot of frogs on the street.  Lucky for them the geehadists didn't anticipate that. One more loose AK47 would have made that a very target rich environment. More people would have died from the stampede than the rifle.

** My grandmother was born around the turn of the last century. She told when she was a little girl, she could remember seeing men wearing six guns on their hips in the general store.  History looks to repeat itself.


Saturday, October 11, 2014

My theory about why linux exists

The dudes that write virus programs need something to program in that won't get infected with their own work.

Case in point - analogy:




Thursday, August 1, 2013

Fracking a Threat to the Kingdom

"A Saudi prince has warned that his oil-reliant nation is under threat because of fracking technology being developed elsewhere around the world."

I can just imagine the thought process, "oh, shit, I didn't see that coming"

Maybe the libtards are right, maybe we should just leave the middle east alone to live their 7th century lifestyle.  After all, our meddling in the middle east is why they hate us all, right?  Never mind the fact that the western countries developed the oil industry that made them billionaires.

Since we now, via technology developed in a free* society, have access to more oil than resides under your god forbidden country, we don't need  you so much anymore.
Since we don't need your oil, our interests in your country, and all the countries in close proximity have diminished greatly.  
Were we to turn Iran into a radio active stained glass mosaic, there would be no strategic reason for our military to be anywhere near you bunch of inbreeds.
We could pull our military out and let the lot of you have at one another.
We could cut off the foreign aid to all the islamist American haters.
And, there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do about it.
Well, I suppose you could threaten to embargo oil deliveries to France, but ya know, they haven't done much for us lately either.
I suppose the U.N. could pass a scathing resolution between shrimp cocktail and wine parties, firmly scolding the U.S. for oppressing the billionaire royal family.

Were we to to just say whiskey tango foxtrot and walk away, you would spend every last dime you have defending yourself from your own subjects and the inbred malcontents you have oppressed in the entire region for generations.
Fracking isn't the threat.  

Good luck with the new Caliphate.  
Oh, and best of luck diversifying your economy.  You are quite a few centuries behind the curve.


*mostly free. less so every day it seems.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Did...Did Not...Did Too

Did:
The New York Times puts out a story that the Obama administration has been secretly negotiating with the Iranians regarding the Iranian nuclear program.
Did Not:
The Obama administration promptly denies this and the NYT attempted to memory hole portions of their original article.
Did Too:
Now the Iranian Regime is making noise about how Obama agreed that they could keep portions of their nuclear program.

While this has been touted as an attempted October surprise by some, and certainly fits the S.O.P. for the Obama Admin, It looks more like the Iranians have called the election and are trying to get what they can before the door hits Obama in the butt on his way out of the White House, to me.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Temporary Job Listing

Wanted: Project oriented  individuals that can adhere to a strict schedule.   Job offers low pay and no possibility of future advancement.. Benefits include 72 virgins.  Must be capable of pushing a button.


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Friday, February 10, 2012

War Pron

While looking for youtube tube videos of geehadists blowing themselves up, I come across this...
Now that's what I call Advertising!





I laughed. Laughed out loud. Is that wrong?
One thing that really gets me about this though. This add is from the Formerly Great Britain. One of the biggest Nannystate countries on the face of the planet. Gun? No! you can't have a Gun! When the hooligans riot you'll just have to ring up the Bobby with his night stick. And, don't you dare try to use that donner knife to protect your restaurant! I mean it! The Bobby will be right 'round to scold the rioters.
I can't think of any add remotely similar to this I've seen  here in the U.S.
Well, whatever. I'll take my gun rights over edgy TV adds any day.


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Lead Poisoning leads to Heart Attack

So says the Iranian Removal Committee Department of Health.

"This is the fifth Guard commander to die because of a heart attack or stroke in the past month."

I bet the next guy in line for promotion is just overjoyed.

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Monday, November 14, 2011

Mahmoud has a bad day

Not as bad as the Iranian Missile Chief's though.
Not only has Iran been hit with the industrial computer worm "Son of Stuxnet", a.k.a. Duqu (again), but the Mossad blew up their missile site they had an unfortunate ammunition accident at a Revolutionary Guard missile site. That's the official Iranian story, anyway. Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of guys..really.
 I bet it went something like this: