Our current political process in 21 lines.

1) Romney robocalls for Kasich in Ohio.
2) Romney robocalls for  Rubio in Florida.
3) Now Romney is now "supporting" Ted Cruz" now.*
4) Romney is a dishonest, lying, divisive SOB. Good luck with the explanation at the pearly gates.
5) GOPe must create an opportunity for a brokered convention because teh open bar and free bacon wrapped shrimp and lands a titles.
6) Must stop Trump.
7) GOPe does not like the Trump.
8)  Media loves / hates Trump; good for ratings but "Republican!1!11ty"
9)  Media must incite mob violence because Trump is wearing thin, but teh RATINGS! and they are all democrats!
10) The  Trump does not play by the GOPe or Media's rules!
11)  senator Grassley, who mere days ago wanted to shoot Cruz on the floor of the Senate chambers now endorses teh Cruz.  whuuuut?
12)  The republicrat party is in total panic and has lost its ever loving mind.
13)  Do SOMETHING. Anything to keep Trump from getting the 1200 something delegates!
14) The democrats have a lazy layabout pot smoking socialist that has never held down an honest job** or a criminal for candidates.
15) The American people have had enough of the elite ruling class.
16) It's looking like we are going to get Trump.
17) Or, an unplanned and uninvited brokered suppository, Paul Ryan.***
18)  If so, Hillary will win the election and her first act as president will be to pardon herself.
19)  And perhaps Huma.  You don't actually think Wiener was instant messaging pics of his junk because Huma was like all hetero female do you?  Marriage of convenience?
20)  Hillary's bathroom email server IT guy is fucked beyond belief.****
21)  We are fucked.

If McConnell greases up, rolls over and presents his belly for a senate hearing and confirmation of Obama's  Supreme Court anti 2A nominee, things are going to get ugly.  There's still time between the nomination and the Obominoid's last day in office.  Just sayin.

Perilous times indeed.




* My attempt at cognitive dissonance in text. :) hat tip to the BAR department of redundancy department.
** Wait, they already did that.  Sanders, not Obama.
*** aka, John Bohner Jr. without the heavy drinking and uncontrollable weeping. Claims he will not accept. Snort, snarfle, spit, ever the "reluctant hero". yuh right.  where have I heard that before.  dickweed.
**** Never ever in his wildest imagination did he ever suspect when he took that moonlight IT gig that his very survival would hinge on a Republican winning the Presidential Election. Sucks to be you dude.  Screw prosecutorial immunity. I'd be having conversations with the FBI about the witness protection program.  Good luck.

oh, there's some good news....

I'll be there next week.

Police officer wounded as shots fired at Police Station.

No honor amongst thieves.*  What has this world come to.







*Yes. That was snark on both sides of the equation.

Pro Spotting

If you click to enbiggen, with a keen eye you will see, just to the right of the street tree, the elusive professional panhandler in his natural habitat.  You can tell he's a pro because he is wearing his PPE (Personal Protection Equipment) .
Well the reflective vest anyway.  I may have to write him up. He's lacking his safety glasses and hard hat.
I see this guy every day. I don't acknowledge him ever. I bet he's pulling down at least $200 a day.
I estimate this because I've seen the high end mountain bike he has tucked up under the overpass.
White guilt pays. Schmucks.

Why Obama Lies

Funny how one little blog  post line will just ignite your brain.*

"I’m just wondering why the President of the country felt it was necessary to lie."
From my BlogBud up in South Oklahoma...aka Dallas...er Arlington...er Fortworth?
Also "Bob is not his real name"...as far as I know.   K, my best guess is "Bob" is a three letter agency spook or an insurance salesman.

I digress.

This started as a comment, but when I hit the footnote...I just couldn't help myself, so blog post :)

Obama does not know what the truth is. The concept of "truth" does not fit into his mental makeup.
Obama was, and is, essentially a community organizer. He believes himself to be quite intelligent.
If you assess the people he was controlling while a community organizer, relatively speaking, he was a genius. They thought so anyway.
Obama thinks the whole of the American population is as stupid as the vunables* that have flocked to him over the past decade.  As the current occupier of the oval office, he has found "middle America" to be quite frustrating because we all know what a dipshit he is. A dangerous dipshit, but a dipshit nonetheless.


*  Vunables;  (noun)  from the Congress WOMAN! Sheila Jackson Lee dictionary. Synonyms; vulnerables..also not a real word.  She's a moron, but she's our moron. Yay!?  Houston, TX.
She was at the Intercontinental Airport today extolling the extra security measures, in light of the recent Paris massacre,  put in place by the people that resigned from McDonald's last week and now work for the TSA.**

**  Which by associative thought brings me to my theory of why McDonald's franchises are tanking and McD is crashing and burning.  The TSA is luring away all their "best" employees.

In light of recent events...and comments related to the previous post

"Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork. Pig. Bacon. Pork...."

I think the solution to suicidal geehadists is to have women shoot them with pork coated bullets.
Double tap to ensure they don't get their 72 virgins.

Case in point, the solution to all problems is:

Charlie Hebdo: Caution Scathing Remarks Herein

Political correctness comes home to roost.
I'm finding myself unsympathetic. More irritated bordering on pissed.
The short version of what lies below is "fuck islam and the liberals that enable them".

Open your borders to inbred radicalized muslim geehadists.
Acquiesce to fear of being labeled as racist to the point where there are 75 "no go" zones for French citizens and police no less, ruled by psychopathic child rapers.
Disarm the populace. (long ago)
Disarm your beat cops.  (I mean really, how retarded can you be? Who would put on a police uniform if you couldn't carry every bit of ordinance your duty belt would support?)
Stop! I have a badge! and... and....and a radio!

France has been invaded, and lost again.

There was a solidarity march in Paris, some 3 million* French holding signs stating "Je Suis Charlie!"
Charlie, meanwhile, flipped France the finger saying, "Non".  "Where the fuck were all you jackasses last year, or the year before, or the year before that?" "wagging your finger at us, clucking your tongues,  shushing. Don't upset the muslims, pick on the Christians or the Jews. The atheists are right out as well, they get awfully annoying when satirized."

Banack Obuma was not in attendance, too busy watching the playoffs, and jeez he'd just come back from an exhausting 14 day Hawaiian vacation, courtesy of you 'n me. Nor was crazy uncle Joe Biden there. Thank God they didn't send that racist Eric Holder.  The liberal media has their soiled panties twisted twice around their naughty bits over this. Why, Oh Why didn't he go? Every other leader in the free world was there!!! (hint:  Obuma is a muslim)

Could this kind of shit happen here in the good 'ole US of A?   Sure.
It will be in a deep blue state.  A gun free zone.  California, or New Yawk, and it will be horrific because those are "important" states.

Meanwhile in "fly-over territory", Texas is queuing up an open carry bill, and the Gubner has stated he will sign it.**
Since the federal government won't control the border, it looks like we will have to do it on the street.
I'll never open carry. Element of surprise might be the only advantage I get.



*3 million might by high. I think I read that, but I'm not moved to fact check it. Let's just say there were a lot of frogs on the street.  Lucky for them the geehadists didn't anticipate that. One more loose AK47 would have made that a very target rich environment. More people would have died from the stampede than the rifle.

** My grandmother was born around the turn of the last century. She told when she was a little girl, she could remember seeing men wearing six guns on their hips in the general store.  History looks to repeat itself.

The man said pass it on

So I am.

On every question of construction carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invented against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed.

-Thomas Jefferson

As a footnote, as the libtards work diligently to bring this country down they know not what they do.  If they succeed and the shit hits the fan, they will be the first lambs to slaughter as the gangbangers sweep through their urban bike lanes and set their coal fired electric mass transit on fire.
Keep our powder dry.

Ferguson

Stragedy is not the same as Strategy.
I've been watching this lynch mob petri dish* since the "Gentle Giant" Michael Brown crushed Darren Wilson's orbital socket and got himself ventilated.

The stragedy here seems to be to delay, and delay some more, the Grand Jury's verdict until it gets too effing cold for even rabid out of state trust fund socialists and gang bangers to want to participate in riots peaceful demonstrations.

So.
We wait and watch.




* Courtesy of your Federal Gubmint interfering in what should be a local and state criminal investigation and prosecution.
We don't get this kind of shit down here because Houston is too decentralized and the city proper encompasses 627 square miles. The whole metro-plex area is more than double that.
Tough to get riot mob critical mass.
The closest we've had is a Latino Bar fight spilling out into the parking lot.  Also, most of us are well armed.


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On Monday

a man who answered the phone at Nehoray's law office wouldn't identify himself and said the attorney would no longer comment on the audio or Stiviano's case.

I just bet. His client has "complicated" his defense. That little thing about it being illegal in California to record private conversations without all parties' consent is going to be a nuisance.




Who the heck is "Stiviano"?

Oh. Yes. The gold digger* that outed Donald Sterling as a racist.

In my estimation, there are no "victims" in this tragedy, including Ms. Sterling, patiently waiting for the $$$Mr. to kick the bucket. No, no victims really, only race baiting blood in the water.  Never let a good crisis go to waste.

Karma's a bitch. You reap what you sow, sometimes before your next lifetime.

Meanwhile, the latest Benghazi emails released point right to the Whitehouse.

Priorities, priorities.




*"She" looks a bit manly don't you think? Note the Adam's apple.

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What to do about Syria?

Nothing.

The U.S. has no vested interest and certainly no ally in the Syrian Civil War.
Doing nothing is the perfect course of action.  The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
In this case, no.  The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy.  Let them sort it out.  We've shed enough blood in the middle east.


Note the deafening silence from the anti-war protesters?  Code Pink? Hello?
Crickets.

One of the best statements I've read in a while

"You can't demand a right to make your own definition of right and wrong but deny someone else the same right."

In that single sentence,  Proud Hillbilly succinctly defines the fundamental problem with the progtard mindset.

Unfortunately, liberalism is a mental disorder, and so, their response is, "can too", because they are spoiled little three year olds in adult bodies.

In other news

Oh, I almost forgot.
As I arrived home from the auto parts store the news regarding the Zimmerman trial verdict came in over the radio.
Not guilty.
Let the riots begin.

It will not change a thing in your personal circumstances if you participate in a flash mob.
Only you can do that.
But,
you have to make that decision first.

If you decide you cannot, you cannot.
And odds being what they are, you never will.

Good thing I flew out of Hobby

Got home this evening from Nashville and Belle tells me some dipshit walked into terminal B today at Bush Intercontinental and popped a few rounds into the ceiling with an AR.

Cop confronted him and told him to drop his weapon.  It's unclear as to whether the cop dropped him, or he shot himself, or both.

My tin foil hat is beginning to vibrate.  The frequency and similarities of these events seems too coincidental.

I bet he's a

right wing home grown bible clinging tea party terrorist who dislikes obama and paying taxes.

Mentally ill liberal gun control advocate that played too many video games and went off his meds.

There. I saved at least 5 days of the 24/7 news cycle, so you can go back to pointing and laughing at Lindsay Lohan.

These People

Are seriously fucked up. As in mentally deranged.

Westboro Baptist Church.

Planning to protest at the Sandy Hook Funerals?

What exactly is the Christian message they are trying to get across?

The Progs succeeded in getting rid of State Mental Institutions and turned the crazies out on to the streets.

They've gravitated to the Westboro Baptist Church apparently.
Instead of gun control, I think the national conversation should be about reinstatement of the State Mental health system.

lock em up.

This would be why

we could not hardly find a box of ammo on the shelf in the days leading up to Hurricane Ike's landfall.

The aftermath of Hurricane Sandy as the vultures descend.

But no worries.  The fine people of NY and NJ are protected by strict gun laws.

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Jud Lin

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uhm, yeah. We don't have any of that here.

sick emeffers.