Showing posts with label Piss Stream Media. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piss Stream Media. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Zimmerman is screwed

He's obviously on the move. He got pulled over in Texas today which made the news as far away as formerly Great Britain in the Daily Mail.
James Nye wet his panties over the fact that Zimmerman got pulled over for, gasp, speeding and, omg, had a gun in his car. Nye even used the phrase "Zimmerman, 29, who is white and Hispanic".
Thanks James all the same, we have our own race baiters over here. Hows about you focus on destroying what's left of your own country soon to be third world shithole.
I have news for you Jimmy. In the state of Texas, you don't even need a library card to carry concealed in your vehicle.  You on the other hand have...a cricket bat with which to defend yourself. Except that if you do defend yourself you will go to prison.
 In addition, while the media convicted Zimmerman long before his trial started, the state of Florida did not. Being licensed to carry concealed in Florida, Zimmerman has reciprocal rights in the Lone Star State.
Must have been a slow day out on the highway for him to get pulled over and given nothing but a warning and sent on his way.

So, not only does Zimmerman have the race baiters, hood rats and democrats (is that redundant?) nationwide after him, now the media, as far away as that miserable little island off the left coast of Europe is on the Zimmerman watch with the sole hope that some dipshit will kill him.
cuz the media said he's guilty, and a jewish hispanic black white racist.
They are just sure there is some white blood  somewhere in his gene pool.  There just has to be...right?



Friday, April 19, 2013

So, I just have to ask

I know this is going to be insensitive and perhaps politically incorrect, but is any body else west of Massachusetts as wound up and breathless as the media about this manhunt for douchebag Boston Marathon bomber suspect #2?

I mean, I don't feel the least bit threatened.

I have the news on. Something is happening.  The media is scratching the bottom of its brain via a nasal passage. Digging deep for words, more words, words more words to fill the passing seconds to fill the 24/7 news cycle.
  The suspect may be holed up in a boat on a trailer in someone's driveway. An unidentified witness has purportedly stated that many shots were fired and the suspect may be dead.  Knowing the accuracy with which the Po Po up north can place a round, all I can say is "poor boat".  I hope the owner has good insurance.  The fortunate thing is that this is not a crowded street in New York City.

The media has attempted to turn this into a national catastrophe. It is not.  It is a local criminal act. Jihad? Maybe. The perps are Chechen Muslims living a seventh century religion in a modern world.

Watertown, MA. went into lockdown. This is not an appropriate response to a loose fugitive.  I suggest a block party.  Everybody on the block get your sidearm and shotgun.  Bring the BBQ pit and a cooler of beer out front. Don't forget the lawn chairs, it's going to be a long day, perhaps extending into the night. Let the dog out into the back yard.  If you don't have a dog, borrow one.
I call this the IRL denial of service attack. Leave the perp no where to runhide.
Anybody shows up and sets foot on your lawn that you don't know, shoot him.
Now that's crowd sourcing rat thar!

Wait.  That's the people's republic of Massachusetts, not Texas. My bad. Never mind.


As I watched the Communist News Network at the airport last night I noticed how they showed the time in the lower right of the screen. Eastern time then it would show Pacific time.  Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway. All us 'tards in the fly over Central and Mountain time zones can't tell time anyway.
And the geniuses at CNN can't figure out why the number of people that watch is so dismally low.

Monday, August 27, 2012

The Nooz picks its Nose

 The Weather Channel meteorologists are just about to wet themselves over Hurricane Isaac.  They have eight meteorologists in the field, spread along the Gulf Coast covering the event.
Even Frozone Paul Goodloe was motivated to get out of the studio to get some street cred.




Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Captcha codes, MessNBC and George Soros

No direct relationship between the three necessarily, just three random musings vying for Top Thought.  It's Coops fault.  Mental whiplash from looking at a pic of The Won!, and then cute cheerleaders.

1)  The Captcha codes have gotten so distorted that I'm pleasantly surprised when I get one right.  Commenting on Coop's post, I managed to get that one right the first time.  I had to tilt my head at a 45 degree angle, but I gotterdun.  Sigh.  No lotto win this week for me.
2) MessNBC has a new logo! Bend Over!  Lean Forward.  Bias Much?
MessNBC has to be losing money hand over fist. I mean, that network is a gigantic sucking vortex of insane liberal fail. George Soros must be funding them to keep them afloat.
Speaking of which:
3)  Good ole George is engaged to a women less than half his age.   I wish her all the best.  The pre-nup was probably drafted by a dungeon full of loiyas, so it's going to be tough to pull an Anna Nicole Smith on him.  But I say give the good old gold digger try anyway.  I suggest pumping him full of Viagra, just to road test the ole ticker.  Downside is that you go back to your old job and go on the hunt again.  The upside for the rest of the free world is you tie his estate up in legalese beyond November 2012.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Oh this is just classic!

So NBC is calling it bad timing, but remember that this gets aired hours after it's happened because of the time difference.

First off, I can't stand Bob Costas and so the fact that this has happened and he's the one it happened to...  priceless.

So the question is....   does someone at NBC have a grudge against Bob Costas?  A sick sense of humor?  Or is it racist?

You decide.



Of course had it been Fox News Channel with this incident, the left would be calling for someone's resignation....

Friday, June 22, 2012

Really.

The Houston Comical news feed on the right sidebar shows this link title:


"Deputies investigate slaying in NW Harris"


Slaying?
Slaying.

Which links to this short article regarding a Deputy that opens a closet door, gets fired upon by a perp in which said Deputy dispatches the perp.  Score one for the "good guy".

I canceled my subscription to the Houston Comical twenty years ago. 
Belle put the Comical news feed in the sidebar.
I'd take it off except it's such good blog fodder.

update: They can't even get the quadrant of the city correct, now the link has been updated to:
"Deputies investigate slaying in NE Harris"

Monday, June 18, 2012

$230 a Night sounds like a deal to me

Especially in Maui.
Obviously Fox is making their cub reporters sleep in the news van when "away".
Apparently, they've never paid for a Hotel in New York City or Boston when there's a "conference" in town.   Try $450 for a single night.

The pic at the top of the article is priceless though. It should have a caption, "YiKeS! They're on to US!"


Yeah, I know. Going to Maui on the taxpayer's dime. Not good. They need to learn the Weirding Way of GoToMeeting or Webex.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Amanda Knox Acquitted

This legal appeal in Italy has been all over the web for days now. Today, Amanda Knox, was acquitted of murder.
I have no emotional investment in this whatsoever, but I think it sad that the victim, Meredith Kercher, has been almost completely forgotten by the media. While Ms. Knox's parents are relieved that their daughter will be coming home, Meredith's parents have one of two scenarios to lament. Either their daughter's murderers got of scott free, or are still at large. No closure for the Kerchers after four long years.

update: Not only do the noooz reporters interview one another, but now the local ABC affiliate is displaying comments from their facebook page about this.  Pathetic.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

If you're going to bring the snark......

At least know what the hell you're talking about.....

There's a good opinion piece on this here.

Apparently, Contessa Brewer of MSNBC doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground.  Someone needs to teach her that you should always know your 'enemy' when entering into a debate with them.

Mo Brooks has three degrees which are political science, economics and law.





What a boob that woman is.  Go to the link I provided, it's a good opinion piece on this.