Culinary News Alert

This just in from Belle's deeply embedded contacts in the People's Republic of Kalifornia
Word is that Huy Fong is being sued in California due to the vapors emitting from the facility where Rooster Sauce, aka Sriracha sauce, is produced.
Production has been halted and Huy Fong has been prohibited from shipping.

Fortunately Sriracha sauce is not a mainstay foodstuff of vunables, so the likelihood of riots and looting are small.  However, you might want to hit the grocery tomorrow and stock up.

The legal process in Kalifornia is designed to last one day longer than the defendant's money lasts.

The clothes have no emporer

What a great line. Wish I'd thought of that.  I can't remember where I read it.
As Obummercare unfolds into a slow motion train wreck, the other half of America slowly awakens from their ambulatory slumber to realize what a liar and fraud the current resident of the white house is.
This shit storm is only getting started. When the employer mandate kicks in, the buyer's remorse will rise to epic proportions.

Meanwhile, Harry Reid changed the rules in the Senate to make it easier to stack the federal courts with the "correct thinking" type of moonbats. Why?  Because the Democrats can't shake the obummercare tar baby off their hands no matter how much they shake, shimmy, and spin.
They are in for a shellacking come the 2014 midterm elections.
So, they will legislate from the Bench.
Once again, the Republicans stupid party gets out maneuvered.
But, no worries. It's only the little people that get fucked over.
You, and me.
and
all the dumb asses that voted for our first Gay Kenyan Muslim president.

It's the end times for sure

First, the infernal gubmint shut down.*  I think. I'm pretty sure. I can't tell any difference personally.

Now cats and dogs are laying down together. It's just not natural.

* Obama and Harry Reid want to make this as painful for the American People as they can.
I say let it ride, and we'll see who experiences more pain.  2014 is just around the corner and 2016 will be here before you now it.

Zimmerman is screwed

He's obviously on the move. He got pulled over in Texas today which made the news as far away as formerly Great Britain in the Daily Mail.
James Nye wet his panties over the fact that Zimmerman got pulled over for, gasp, speeding and, omg, had a gun in his car. Nye even used the phrase "Zimmerman, 29, who is white and Hispanic".
Thanks James all the same, we have our own race baiters over here. Hows about you focus on destroying what's left of your own country soon to be third world shithole.
I have news for you Jimmy. In the state of Texas, you don't even need a library card to carry concealed in your vehicle.  You on the other hand have...a cricket bat with which to defend yourself. Except that if you do defend yourself you will go to prison.
 In addition, while the media convicted Zimmerman long before his trial started, the state of Florida did not. Being licensed to carry concealed in Florida, Zimmerman has reciprocal rights in the Lone Star State.
Must have been a slow day out on the highway for him to get pulled over and given nothing but a warning and sent on his way.

So, not only does Zimmerman have the race baiters, hood rats and democrats (is that redundant?) nationwide after him, now the media, as far away as that miserable little island off the left coast of Europe is on the Zimmerman watch with the sole hope that some dipshit will kill him.
cuz the media said he's guilty, and a jewish hispanic black white racist.
They are just sure there is some white blood  somewhere in his gene pool.  There just has to be...right?

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Subtitle: Huh? What?
Belle on the cell phone while I'm driving:  What do you want to do about dinner?
kx59: I don't know, what's in the freezer?
Belle: I don't know.
kx59: Are you home? Go look.
Belle: Why don't you just get Popeye's
kx59: Nah, I don't want pot pies. I'm going by the grocery on the way home, I'll call you back when I get there.
ring ring: Hey you need anything from the store?
Belle: No, why don't you just get Popeye's for dinner.
kx59: I Don't Want Pot Pies. I'll pick up something to cook.
Belle: Well, ooookay.

Get home, get a few groceries out of the car, haul my work crap out for the weekend, feed yappy dog and stupid cat and now I'm on the couch just in time for happy hour at the BAR Corp. HQ with a blue moon in hand.

On the couch:
Belle: So what are we having for dinner?
kx59: I got some skinless chicken breasts and fettuccine  I've got fresh spinach in the fridge and a Knor alfredo sauce mix in the pantry...chicken and spinach fettuccine alfredo.
Belle: you should have just gotten Popeye's
kx59: I DIDN'T WANT POT PIES.
Belle: Chicken
Brain says: Yes I do in fact know pot pies containing chicken can be purchased. I don't want pot pies.
Belle: You know, Pot Pies...Love that chicken from Popeye's



kx59: oh.
Of all the things I wish I could do over, it would be shooting that custom .357 mag revolver after the dove hunt near Del Rio as a teenager without hearing protection. The ringing never stopped.

I still don't want pot pies or Popeye's. Clear the kitchen kx59 is cooking tonight.
And, later....googling hearing aid stores within 25 miles of the BAR Corp. HQ.
The category assigned to this post applies to moi only.

Haven't flown in a while

It was nice while it lasted.
TSA checkpoint has devolved into a complete clusterfuck since I last flew.
And I thought it was bad before...

The (formerly) great Britain

And Puss Morgan deigns to look down his pasty white nose at us bible and gun clinging American miscreants.

I wish I was more skilled with GIMP. I'd put the bed wetter Piers Morgan's face on that image.


The Brits don't want him back, so maybe we could deport him to the Gaza Strip or perhaps better,  Somalia?






** I apologize in advance for the stream of consciousness posting, but I just saw where if I had direct TV I could record five episodes, simultaneously, of crap I don't want to, nor would ever watch.
I may have to take up macrame again. There is so little on my cable plan tv guide that I do not page right past these days.

To Hell in a Handbasket

It's where the world is headed.
Even one of my favorite charities has lost their ever loving minds.
Teke posted up on the situation  yesterday.
Gun owners are not good enough for WWP to be seen with.
More detail here at An Ordinary Texan.

I find the Wounded Warriors Project stance on this personally and deeply offensive.  They could fire the PR moron that rejected Gun Talk Radio's invitation to come on air on Veteran's day, and apologize to gun owner's everywhere and it would not make one damn bit of difference to me.  I've donated to WWP in the past. I was queued up to donate again this next month.  I'll no longer be doing so.
This is one circumstance where I can vote with my feet and spend my money elsewhere.

Nice going ya buncha jackwagons

Fucking morons.
2 million more republicans turned out to vote for John "fucking" McCain than Mitt Romney.
REALLY?!!!
Result?
Obama gets a second term.
Way to go. Vote your conscience for the libertarian candidate, whatever the fuck his name was. 1 million votes he siphoned off.  Write in Ron Paul's name on principle.
The lot of you are as bad as the uninformed retarded liberals. Stupid is as stupid does.
Those of  you that sat on your ass instead of voting because you've given up and thrown in the towel, by all means, enjoy the next 4 years. After all, unemployment benefits last nearly two years now.  Obamacare kicks in and then the lay offs really spike. It's already happening.

Within 24 hours of Obama's win, the U.S. threw our support behind the UN small arms treaty.
Not THEIRS, OURS. The Obama administration did this on YOUR behalf.  It you believe you are somehow prepped and insulated from this shit, you are sadly mistaken and just as bad as the mush headed liberals.  Your sin of omission.

morons.

Did I mention I am pissed about this?
Shame on you.  Enjoy your mud hut.

What Moron Decided that

No More close air support for ground troops in Afghanistan was a good idea?

Time to bring our Soldiers home.  The Afghanis can rot for all I care.

No Mas Dos Equis

I like beer. I really do.
I like Dos Equis quite bit. I've purchased it at restaurants and the grocery on many occasions.
I've liked the "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads, finding them quite humorous.
Until now.

How to kill your residual income in one easy step.

Jonathan Goldsmith, the actor who plays "The Most Interesting Man in the World", may have just derailed his gravy train by simply hosting a fund raiser for Obummer.

I, for one, will never buy Dos Equis again. Plenty of other good beers out there. No skin off my back.

Dos Equis is not what I'd call a cheap beer.  Occupoopers don't buy Dos Equis.  Middle Class America does.  Jonathan has hit the double bull, dead center. Stepped on his own dick and Dos Equis' dick at the same time.  The great thing about this country, unlike no other on the planet, is that he was totally free to do so. High five Jonathan.

Now I'm off to find the major brewing company that distributes Dos Equis so I can not buy any of their other beers either, cuz, ya know, they didn't build that anyway.

Behold this fully functional blogosphere

The blogosphere has no impact? Ya think?
Tam's spidey senses uncovered this at the beginning of August. (in my own backyard, no less)
One Jeremy Alcede, owner of Tactical Firearms in Katy, Tx. runs his mouth on a local radio station.

Disconnection of mouth from brain is to be avoided. It can create circumstances in which you can actually manage to step on your average sized manhood.

So I unholstered the BAR flamethrower and pig piled.

Teke has the after action report at God's Caliber.

Of particular interest to me, was the link at the end of Teke's post. I'd not seen this before.
Jeremy gets a lesson in supply and demand.

I'm not looking to have a negative impact on the Wounded Warriers fund raising whatsoever. I personally contribute twice a year in largish sums.

Now that I think about it, skip the latte tomorrow, go here and contribute 5 bucks.

The ocean is made up of rain drops.

In closing, I'll repost my response to a comment left at my post on the subject:

Gaining customers via competition is fair game. Gaining customers by having the Federal Government put them out of business and impinge on my rights in the process is not.

Liberals

At the end of an uberpost about the mindset of liberals, I arrived at a conclusion which summed it up in a single sentence. So I backspaced out five long paragraphs.

Liberals are spoiled children in adult bodies.

Uhm...Yes

Should the NYPD Even be Issued Firearms?

And be required to spend much, much more range time. 

(and maybe a smidge of tactical training as well)

In light of the fact that it appears that all nine of the civilians recently shot in New York, were shot by the police, Mr. Owens believes that the beat officers should have applied less lethal force.

Let's see.  Sumdood is pointing a pistol at you, how do you respond:  a) Night Stick. b) Taser or c.) Service Pistol.
Mr. Owens believes answer b) is the correct answer.
I kept reading between the lines searching for hints of sarcasm in Mr. Owen's post at PJ Media, if it was there, I missed it.
If sumdood pulled a gun on me, I don't think I'd be drawing a taser. Hell the reflexive muscle contractions alone would probably cause him to squeeze off a round.

Tactical Firearms Owner steps in it in a Radio Interview

Language Alert!   Another Douchebag is making me use the word "douchebag" in a second post this week.

One Jeremy Alcede, Owner of Tactical Firearms, Katy Texas, went on one of our local AM Talk Radio stations today, on the Matt Patrick radio show talking about the "stop online ammunition sales act".
Tactical Firearms is a really nice indoor range. I've shot there one time now. Looks like it's the last until the next ice age kicks in.
Poor ole Jeremy really stepped on his own dick.  Somehow, this pinged Tam's spidey senses way up yonder.
For one, Jeremy appeases the bully, "Let's just give them this one, maybe they'll just go away", speaking of the anti-gun 'tards in D.C.
Then Jeremy's true motivation surfaces as he whines about big online ammo sites buying direct from the manufacturer, and to paraphrase, hey, maybe if big online ammo seller is out of the picture, then the manufacturers will be begging Tactical Firearms to take the ammo off their hands at a discount.
And, of course Jeremy would pass that savings on to you.
  It's just a win-win situation I tell ya.
If you get real quiet, even as far away as you might be while reading this, you'll hear a faint scream momentarily. That would be me.
1)  You never, ever give a fucking inch where gun control legislation is concerned Jeremy.  You are a self serving weasel of a Douchebag.
2)  You want to sell me 1000 rounds of 9mm for $200 Jeremy?  You do that, I'll buy it from you instead of the online ammo dealers I buy from. That will require a capital investment on your part to buy a butt load of ammo to get the price break from the manufacturer. Until you are willing to do that, don't go fucking whining on the radio, douchebag.
YOUMUTHERFARGINSONOFANICEHOLE.
I am so fucking pissed, and dissapointed in Mr. Alcede.
Ya kind of expect the owner of a shooting range to be on the good guy's side, ya know. As opposed to selling out his own customers.
I hope you reap the rewards of your self serving douchebaggery Jeremy.
Does Chick-Fil-A ring a bell with you?

H/T:  Keads

What to do when a long time close friend seriously offends you?

Belle placed an order at Bulk Ammo a week or so ago.  Delivery was to my office.
The box arrived this morning and I went to the reception area to retrieve it.  Carrying it back to my desk, my part time IT guy asked if it was the UPS replacement battery. I said, "No, this is stuff that goes bang... about 500 rounds of surplus Russian ammo."
My associate sitting in the adjacent workstation, a very close friend of twenty + years said," got your movie tickets?"
He knew of the recent events in Aurora, CO. which is why he made the "joke".
I have not had that much anger well up in me in that kind of tidal surge ever I don't think.  It takes a lot to offend me, and I mean a lot.  But he managed to do it.
Part time IT guy got real quiet, close friend was looking at me and smiling. I gave close friend the dead fish eye, slowly flipped him off and turned to my computer.
It took a while to settle down.

 I think I broke the F and U keys on my keyboard.

Boy, He has not Aged Well Has He?

Luke Skywalker Mark Hamill

Physically or mentally.

.

Stuff I've lost

Besides my mind.
A former mother-in-law of mine, whom I was quite fond of btw (imagine that) had a little plaque on the wall next to her kitchen sink, which read "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my Mind the Most".
What reminded me of this is that I just picked up the TV remote.
The day I brought the new wide screen TV home and set it up, inside of the first hour of deployment, I lost the little plastic cover that conceals the two double AA batteries.
 (redundant I know, you won't like the BAR complaints department).
It has not turned up to this day, and every time I manage to find the remote, even after all this time, a faint "DOH!" still bounces off the back of my brain pan.

Un-frigging-believable!!!

Okay, here we go.  Time for a good old fashioned Southern Belle rant. 

This is unfucking believable...   apparently the SCOTUS ruled on Obamacare and upheld the damned individual mandate.

Why did they do this?  Well, because the lawyas who defended the fucking POS  argued that it was a TAX!

But wait!  Didn't they sell it shove it down our throats by saying to the American people that it was NOT a tax?

Fuck this shit.  Vote every last one of those sons of bitches out of office. 

Well folks, it looks like this is the beginning of the end.  Progs want to us be more like Europe?  Well, just take a look across the pond and see what's happening to them.  The EU is about to go belly up and they can't seem to figure out that when you have too many people on the puplic funds and not enough people who can afford to make the purchases that fuel the economy, which well..supplies jobs and creates tax revenue.. well..   you tend to go bankrupt in short order. 

You fucktards will get your wish, it's only a matter of time.

The government can not and should not be everything to everybody.

Unfucking believable.

/end rant

Spanking the US Olympics Team spokesperson

This comes via Bluesun via his Mom and I am righteously indignated, so I'm pig piling.
My Mother, Grandmothers and Great Aunts all knitted and crocheted.
I'm having a Lewis Black lightning storm in my brain right now trying to get the long stream of cuss words to come out so I can effectively express my feelings about this.  There will either be an update later with a long stream of unspaced eptithets, or my head will explode.
In the meantime as the pressure abates, I read further into Popehat's 1000 word post on the subject that Bluesun linked, which, contrary to my comment on Bluesun's blog, can be summed up as "meh".
Popehat apparently has had no knitters in his family.
For now, this will have to express my indignation.