Saturday, March 31, 2012

The Average American

Eats four servings of French Fries per week.  So I'm told by Modern Marvels on the History Channel.
I wonder who out there, is eating mine.  I mean, to make up for my lack of eating French Fries.
I love French Fries.  I can't remember the last time I had French Fries.  I'm sure I did at some point in the past year, but I just don't frequent the fast food hamburger joints much anymore. Well, at all really.
So, obviously :-) someone out there is compensating for my lack of french fry eating, which means they are eating 8 servings of french fries per week.  Maura should give them a good stern talking to.
Curse you idiot box! Now I 'm craving french fries!


  1. Someone is eating my share, too. And I know who.

    It's Maura.

    The Clean Eating stuff is a front. She is eating your fries and she is eating my fries. Last time I talked to her I distinctly heard suspicious french fry noises. I did. I swear.

  2. I resemble that remark!

    So what, pray tell, do "french fry noises" sound like, exactly? :-D

    I'm innocent until proven guilty.

    I'll be defended by the law team of Ore Ida & Heinz.

  3. Uh, that would be me...

    Guffaw in AZ

  4. Great, now I'm craving french fries too..


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