This is embarrassing.
It was just a post about one of the complications of concealed carry and the fact that I've gotten older and fatter, and I found a holster I like for my Ruger.
Borepatch found my brainfart footnote at the bottom of the post about an EBT card amusing and linked to the post.
The Patch-alanche has resulted in 497 page views on the post. I apologize for your disappointment. It was certainly not a post deserving of that many page views.
Divemedic's comment made me laugh my ass off though.