So last night was dart night. It's really hilarious when someone says something that is so out of character for them.
This little woman, and I mean little, she's only 4'11" was having a real good time last night. She's in her mid 50's and one of the sweetest and proper ladies that I know in the dart the dart world.
She was dancing, back to back with this other dart player (a guy) and this is the conversation:
lady: i'm having so much fun!
guy: *bumps her hips with his butt*
lady: "oh my god, you're so HARD!
me: "how the hell can you even tell from that angle?"
guy: *blushing and speechless*
the rest of the bar: *laughing their asses off*
Sheesh. Next week is my last week for Wednesday night league. I'm hanging it up during the week and trading darts and beer for tactical lessons at the range.
A girl has her priorities you know.
This little woman, and I mean little, she's only 4'11" was having a real good time last night. She's in her mid 50's and one of the sweetest and proper ladies that I know in the dart the dart world.
She was dancing, back to back with this other dart player (a guy) and this is the conversation:
lady: i'm having so much fun!
guy: *bumps her hips with his butt*
lady: "oh my god, you're so HARD!
me: "how the hell can you even tell from that angle?"
guy: *blushing and speechless*
the rest of the bar: *laughing their asses off*
Sheesh. Next week is my last week for Wednesday night league. I'm hanging it up during the week and trading darts and beer for tactical lessons at the range.
A girl has her priorities you know.
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