My beer bottles, naked, never get warm.
*Pro tip: When eating out skip the monkey bread and butter placed on the table. Politely request another beer from your waitstaff. Make your carbohydrate calories count!
This Just In!Overheard on the BAR Corporate HQ couch:......Belle in constant comm with friends in Ireland has issued the warning to NEVER kiss the Blarney Stone. Unconfirmed sources have confirmed