The Cat Prime* apparently has diarrhea which is making him not smell so good seeing as it sticks to the luxuriant fur folding around his hind quarters.
He has made repeated attempts to lick it off which keeps perpetuating his problems.
infinite loop.
Tonight Belle informs me that an intervention is required.
"We" must capture PV so we can wash his Ass.
It has been communicated to me that I am the one that is to receive all the cat scratches.
Pointers on putting a choke hold on at cat are appreciated.
* There are two now. Another adopted us by Siege.
Pointers on putting a choke hold on at cat are appreciated.
ReplyDeleteMake sure to identify the proper point to apply said choke hold; you definitely want to make sure the cranial/neck area is facing you.
Otherwise you may not smell so good.
You need to wear a full body leather catsuit for that. I'm sure of it.
ReplyDeleteGet a big towel or blanket around the critter to secure its paws. I use when we need to stuff medicine into the cat.
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