Not as sexy as If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me; but it's still full of win!
Well it seems like more and more were being stifled.
All them colorful words I once used are wrong
So before we lose our free speech and our rifles
Allow me to elaborate in this song
Life aint like a bowl of cherries,
There’s too little laughter and too much sorrow.
It’s more like a jar of jalapenos,
Cause what you do and say today, It don’t go away and stay
It‘ll just come back and burn your ass tomorrow.
I’ve heard them politicians empty promises.
All their views just put mine to the test
They put me down for thinkin bout girls and singin bout Jesus
Hey I’m just a heterosexual white boy Methodist