The beauty is that I didn't even have to commit voter fraud. Other than that, all other aspects of this post are just egregiously pathetic.
I mean really. At least use it as a bonified reason to leave work early to get to the polls before they close and actually go do it. It took me 15 minutes once I arrived at the voting location. If there had been so many voters there that it took an hour and a half, I'd be very, very encouraged. I was not.
When November rolls around and you don't like your choices, please contact the BAR