Ultimate kung fu movie literal translation

I love kung fu movies.  Particularly the english dubbing.  Particularly the mandible movement that goes on for 5 seconds, only to have the word  "NOOooo!" uttered.
Classic.  It makes me Raugh!
One of my favorites, "Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep."
Proudhillbilly has it, go read, vely funny.