Sorry, too busy working on Assault Vagina Legislation

Watch dog group asks Congresscritters to reform burdensome tax system.

Congress Responds:
Nope, no can do.  We just spent an inordinate amount of time debating free birth control and now we have the legal battles to fight over separation of church and state. Btw, thanks for the props ladies, especially you Ms. Fluke. Your, "OMG, I just bought my birth control pills and they were FREE! No COPAY!" tweet really warmed our hearts.


Now we have this scary black rifle thing to deal with since Obama has more flexibility, being in his second term.  Yes, we know, scary black rifles,we refer to them as Assault Rifles, are involved in murders far less often than hammers, but our faithful useful idiots respond to the images in a way that increase our lands and titles.

If we are unsuccessful in confiscating guns this time, next election cycle, we will be rolling out the "Assault Vagina" platform as these two words appear to define the fundamentals of American Political discourse.  We are already hard at work on this Legislation and therefore cannot acquiesce to your request.

Sincerely,
Your Overlords





** The money shot quote from the article, "“If tax compliance were an industry, it would be one of the largest in the United States,” the report states."  If tax compliance were an industry?  Strike up a conversation about a flat tax with no deductions for individuals and corporations with my CPA sister.  I recommend bringing a hard hat.