Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Bond, James Bond

Sean Connery and Ursula Andress .
It's on the idiot box as I'm blog reading.
Last scene of the movie I happen to look up.
James jumps into the boat and clocks the guy twice his size in the jaw and knocks him out.
Other dude on the bow of the boat conveniently waits until 2xsize guy is knocked out and gets thrown over board.
James hits the throttle and boat speeds away from the dock
with the stern line still tied to the boat. 
Scene cut.
Next scene: The boat is non-mobile, James is at the engine compartment with Ursula pressing mammaries closely, while James wipes the 710 dipstick.

"We've run out of fuel"

When I was a kid in the 60's, we waited with baited breath for the next Bond movie, Saturday morning cartoons or a Disney cartoon on Sunday evenings like it was the long awaited second coming.
The old Bond movies just amuse me now. 
heh. I'm going to go hunt for an "Our Man Flint" movie on NetFlix.  What was that other movie with Dean Martin playing the super spy?


  1. Matt Helm.
    I love the old Bond films, regardless.

  2. Wow.
    I am so glad someone else know about the old Matt Helm movies...

    I did like Matt much better than Derek Flint...

    And I suffer no shame to tell you I own this collection:



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