Eats four servings of French Fries per week. So I'm told by Modern Marvels on the History Channel.
I wonder who out there, is eating mine. I mean, to make up for my lack of eating French Fries.
I love French Fries. I can't remember the last time I had French Fries. I'm sure I did at some point in the past year, but I just don't frequent the fast food hamburger joints much anymore. Well, at all really.
So, obviously :-) someone out there is compensating for my lack of french fry eating, which means they are eating 8 servings of french fries per week. Maura should give them a good stern talking to.
Curse you idiot box! Now I 'm craving french fries!
Someone is eating my share, too. And I know who.ReplyDelete
The Clean Eating stuff is a front. She is eating your fries and she is eating my fries. Last time I talked to her I distinctly heard suspicious french fry noises. I did. I swear.
I resemble that remark!ReplyDelete
So what, pray tell, do "french fry noises" sound like, exactly? :-D
I'm innocent until proven guilty.
I'll be defended by the law team of Ore Ida & Heinz.
Uh, that would be me...ReplyDelete
Guffaw in AZ
Great, now I'm craving french fries too..ReplyDelete