Funny phrases that I've learned from The Big Guy today:
It's so dry that the trees are following the dogs around
Feeding the ants = puking on the side of the road
Dos and Don'ts when around TBG:
Don't disturb him in the bathroom when he has a nose bleed
Don't think you might be bored over lunch, the guy is hilarious
Do plan on great conversation, great stories and a lot of laughs!
So far it's been a fantastic day. I've laughed so hard that I cried. We're meeting for dinner, then drunks with pointy things at the local watering hole. Should be a fun night.
It's so dry that the trees are following the dogs around
Feeding the ants = puking on the side of the road
Dos and Don'ts when around TBG:
Don't disturb him in the bathroom when he has a nose bleed
Don't think you might be bored over lunch, the guy is hilarious
Do plan on great conversation, great stories and a lot of laughs!
So far it's been a fantastic day. I've laughed so hard that I cried. We're meeting for dinner, then drunks with pointy things at the local watering hole. Should be a fun night.
HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, this is 100% accurate. Now if I can just get him to call you the "South Texas Gunblogger Community Organizer", I can die content ...